These sexy, swollen feet shop at Netrition.com.
So I might be a wobbling bobblehead, but I can still give cool stuff away.
Complements of Tom at my favorite online low-carb store EVAH, you can win a $25 gift certificate to netrition.com!
That’s right– when you’re not falling in a hole at school in front of dozens of parents, you, too, can send me an email (CONTEST HAS ENDED) with the heading “Netrition Giveaway” with your home address. And next Friday if I don’t lose my arms in a horrific bacon-cooking incident, I’ll draw your name and make you a customer!
(No worries, friends: If my arms do fall off, I’ll just pick your name with my face.
It’s very scientific.)