Flu is the WORST! So let’s Partah! CONTEST OVER. No more entries, please.

ZOMG people. 3 weeks.TWENTY ONE DAYS!That's why you haven't seen me anywhere. At all. I've been sucking down Nyquil and sleeping 16 hours a day.To celebrate not being dead, I'm going to be hosting a giveawaypalooza for you guys of all the stuff I … [Read more...]

End of Induction. Monday Weigh-in

Woot woot! 14 days down and I've lost a grand total of 21 pounds. I had a lot of salty food this weekend, so I only lost a pound last week (lol), but hey! I'll take it!We had a busy week, so the days were punctuated with pizza toppings. Whole num and … [Read more...]

Bacon man?

Weird things made of bacon are cropping up all over the 'net. I don't know if it is because bacon is the manna of the gods, or because it's just a weird thing to use for making bad effigies, but check this out. Bacon Man It looks a little like … [Read more...]

Stuffed Crust Pizza Tips

stuffed tweak

Top: Pictured is the string cheese spread around the edge of the crust after the first baking at 450 degrees for about 12-15 minutes. Make sure to let the crust cool on the stove for about 10 minutes prior to adding cheese and rolling edges over. … [Read more...]

How did you lose 19 pounds in one week?

It occurred to me over the course of the day (and not a few emails) that there is probably some confusion regarding my ability to lose 19 pounds in a week. BAH! I say to those of you who can't read my mind. Here is the deal:1. I am a hefty hepcat … [Read more...]

First Monday weigh-in of the year

Good morning, gorjusses! As you know, I started Atkins this last Monday. I am dedicated to bringing you the news weekly so that you know exactly how I'm doing. Why? Because accountability is ever so sweet, and because it's important to show that you … [Read more...]