Eating Towards a New World Record

 Credit:James Ambler

You already hold a Guinness World Record for giving birth at the world’s heaviest weight, and you eat 12,000 calories a day.

So what do you do you next? Go to Disneyland?

Not if you’re Donna Simmons, from New Jersey. She wants to be named World’s Heaviest Woman.

McDonalds must be thrilled with the free advertising. 

It goes to show that food choices make all the difference. One look at her shopping cart in the image in the article and it’s a no brainer. Choose rib eyes, bacon and green beans (and put away the tubs of pretzels) and microwave popcorn and she’d be literally melting. Then again, maybe she’s looking for a Nutrisystem deal beyond the Guinness Book of World Records. You just can’t make this stuff up.

I have only one thing to say, predicated on the only healthy looking thing in her cart: and that’s bananas.

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