I just made a major attempt to convert to your sweet embrace, and I’m sorry. I’m so very sorry.
I tried working with you in the kitchen today, and despite all of the solid research I attempted and the efforts I made to keep you from overpowering the situation, your strength is too mighty. While you are all natural and you don’t burp, scratch or embarrass me publicly, your bite is just too much to bear. I need to be in a positive, sweet place in my life right now, and while you make my mornings brighter and create greater opportunities in my life, I just can’t do this.
I’m not breaking up with you. I just need to see other sweeteners right now.
We’ll still meet for coffee.
The Lighter Side of Low Carb