Fan Share: Flatout Package Giveaway Winners

You wanted in on the nompf nompfiness and submitted some pretty fun responses to the entry. First things first. The winners! *drumroll*

Congratulations to Claudine and Glory! Your addresses are being sent to the FlatOut office and your care packages will be sent out shortly. May you enjoy the deliciousness heading your way.

More after the jump:


Now, for some of the awesomeness you bestowed upon Your Lighter Side in the form of entries, you guys seriously amaze me with your creativity and your kick rear answers (I have the smartest, funniest readers anywhere)! Ready for some pretty fab examples?

Don your airport security mithrel undergarments and let your freak flag fly!

The vast majority of you are Patriots, opting to fly your FlatOuts at full staff  *salute*:
FlatOut wraps have so changed the world that Congress enacted National Sandwich Wrap Day. I was so excited at the news, I put a FlatOut on my flag pole, right below the American flag..
We had some fashion mavens as well: 
FlatOut wraps have so changed the world that Congress enacted National Sandwich Wrap Day.  I was so excited at the news, I put a FlatOut on my Lady GaGa meat dress and became a balanced meal!
Airport screening is now so telling, security was shocked to see I tried to smuggle my FlatOut Wrap in my HIJAB!
Airport security screening is now so telling, security was shocked to see I tried to smuggle my Flat Out Wrap
“wrapped around my underwires”.
Airport security screening is now so telling, security was shocked to see I tried to smuggle my Flat Out Wrap in my bra!
FlatOut wraps have so changed the world that Congress enacted National Sandwich Wrap Day. I was so excited at the news, I put a FlatOut on my head and marched in a parade!

Airport security screening is now so telling, security was shocked to see I tried to smuggle my Flat Out Wrap in my spanx.
Someone with a six pack:
Airport security screening is now so telling, security was shocked to see I tried to smuggle my Flat Out Wrap in my shirt – they thought it was my new, flat and tight tummy! 

Parents using their kids as snack ‘mules':
Airport security screening is now so telling, security was shocked to see I tried to smuggle my Flat Out Wrap in my DAUGHTERS DIAPER!

Think Geekers unite!
Airport security screening is now so telling, security was shocked to see I tried to smuggle my Flat Out Wrap in my  pocket protector!
 
A diabolical mastermind:

Airport security screening is now so telling, security was shocked to see I tried to smuggle my Flat Out Wrap in my umbrella lining. What better way to keep the shape of a Flat Out Wrap than to wrap it up in the umbrella.  It would have worked too, if I hadn’t used my daughters Strawberry Shortcake see-thru plastic umbrella. 
Sometimes you guys entertain me so much, I forget I was only wearing my FlatOut wraps. Poor UPS guy…
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