Friday Karaoke: Talk Jerky to Me

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You know I never
I never seen you taste so good
You always dry the way you should
And I like it
And I know you like it too
The way that I want you
I gotta have you
Oh yes, I do
You know I never
I never pass the brisket but
I’m checking out that low-fat cut
Dehydrated
And I know I cannot wait
Wait to dip you in sulfate
I gotta drench you
Cause baby we’ll be
At the drive-in
In the old man’s Ford
by the TV
and when you’re gone I’m screamin’ for more
Check the sales ads
and the butcher store
And baby
Talk jerky to me
You know I want you
I eat you on my way to lunch
You’re meat candy that I munch
So I can feel good
When you taste and chew so great
And sit there, resting, on my plate
I gotta have you
Cause baby we’ll be
At the drive-in
In the old man’s Ford
behind the bushes
’till I’m screamin’ for more
Down the basement
lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk jerky to me
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