Finding motivation, peace and contentment this weekend.

Hey! We all loves us some Friday!Take a few minutes to think about how you plan to get through the weekend intact.1. Tape a picture of a thinner you on the refrigerator. Pasting pictures of Victoria's Secret angels might be motivational, but it can … [Read more...]

Your doctor: unwittingly killing with kindness?

What do you think of this? (Caution: Grody picture of surgery is the first thing you see. Scroll down)It seems more and more people I speak to have doctors advising weight loss surgery to their patients, even when weight loss is working well on it … [Read more...]

Ways to help save the planet on Earth Day

Go ahead. Hug the planet. 1. Eat all of the food in your refrigerator. Unplug. 2. Turn off the tv. It's all going to be Earth Day biased, save for Maury. He'll be hosting a beauty pageant episode comprised of ex-nuns and men. 3. Stop … [Read more...]

Macabacondamianaise

OK, so I can't even say it, and it took me two tries to spell it. I guess the bonus to making up words is making up the spelling, too. Take that, convention, you manky ho. At any rate, a buddy and I decided to try our hands at making our own … [Read more...]

Is it really that interesting?

  I have had some friends throttling my neck for not updating weight lately and not putting things like menus on my blog. I think everyone is doing menus now, so, for me, it's so not interesting. I hate sitting down, trying to remember … [Read more...]

What is your plan for greatness?

Greatness comes in so many forms. Whether your greatness is looking great in a bikini this summer, doing 100 pushups, or having others envy the deliciousness in your shopping cart, greatness takes on so many forms. Why wait for tomorrow to … [Read more...]

Twilight Spoof: No unicorns here

There is nothing as inspiring as combining teenagers, video and a hot movie. The future taxpayers of the nation who will be paying for my social security bring it with the funny. My later days might be doomed, but I am spending Friday making with the … [Read more...]

Twilight movie didn’t make me throw up in my mouth a little

While I do not supporting eating disorders, vomiting is one of those ways people lose weight in reasonable circumstances. Like food poisoning. Or during the flu. Or while watching chick flicks. Surprisingly, I saw Twilight for the first time last … [Read more...]

Kimkins Bankruptcy Case Dismissed, suit moves forward

So you think you can dance? From WildAngel at the Kimkins Class Action Lawsuit site. What a wonderful way to start a Saturday morning! We've got great news from John Tiedt and Scott Clarkson today! The US Bankruptcy Court has DISMISSED the … [Read more...]

Earth Hour: Some people glow in the dark

Maybe it's just me, but isn't the point of Earth Hour to make a difference by conserving energy? I think this is a show that we are too dependent on technology and on the conveniences of modern man to be able to function without an hour of the … [Read more...]

Erythritol from corn?

Just when you thought erythritol might be made of unicorns frolicking through Robert Pattison's hair... Erythritol is made from stuff like... ready for this... corn! Another reason to watch those sugar alcohols. Sure, this one causes supposedly … [Read more...]

And you thought corn syrup was only for high carb eating?

Imagine my tall frothy glass of STFU when I discovered what a few sugar alcohols are actually derived from.Did you put down that low-carb convenience/frankenfood and slap your face yet?It frustrates the hell out of me.Don't think for a minute that … [Read more...]

Snow day!

Mmmm.... balmy.... How much snow could a snow chuck chuck if a snow chuck could chuck snow? About 6" so far, and it's still falling out of the sky like little flakes of cold dandruff from the heavens. so much for Selsun Blue! I remember as a … [Read more...]

Tom Noughton. Stand up low-carber

I know you have never figured this out, but I am a huge fan of intelligence (shut up) plus humor. You put those two things together and you end up with shows like Corner Gas. And Scrubs. And Bravo's Make Me a Super Model (Make a form! Make a … [Read more...]

Contest Winners! Yay!

Your prizes are being mailed today and should arrive sometime this week!Congratulations to the following rockin' readers: Fathead winner: Nicole M.Good Calories, Bad Calories winner: Patti M.Fitness After 40 winner: Lydia R.Slow Burn winner: Marcia … [Read more...]