What is your plan for greatness?

Greatness comes in so many forms. Whether your greatness is looking great in a bikini this summer, doing 100 pushups, or having others envy the deliciousness in your shopping cart, greatness takes on so many forms. Why wait for tomorrow to … [Read more...]

Twilight Spoof: No unicorns here

There is nothing as inspiring as combining teenagers, video and a hot movie. The future taxpayers of the nation who will be paying for my social security bring it with the funny. My later days might be doomed, but I am spending Friday making with the … [Read more...]

Twilight movie didn’t make me throw up in my mouth a little

While I do not supporting eating disorders, vomiting is one of those ways people lose weight in reasonable circumstances. Like food poisoning. Or during the flu. Or while watching chick flicks. Surprisingly, I saw Twilight for the first time last … [Read more...]

Kimkins Bankruptcy Case Dismissed, suit moves forward

So you think you can dance? From WildAngel at the Kimkins Class Action Lawsuit site. What a wonderful way to start a Saturday morning! We've got great news from John Tiedt and Scott Clarkson today! The US Bankruptcy Court has DISMISSED the … [Read more...]

Earth Hour: Some people glow in the dark

Maybe it's just me, but isn't the point of Earth Hour to make a difference by conserving energy? I think this is a show that we are too dependent on technology and on the conveniences of modern man to be able to function without an hour of the … [Read more...]

Erythritol from corn?

Just when you thought erythritol might be made of unicorns frolicking through Robert Pattison's hair... Erythritol is made from stuff like... ready for this... corn! Another reason to watch those sugar alcohols. Sure, this one causes supposedly … [Read more...]

And you thought corn syrup was only for high carb eating?

Imagine my tall frothy glass of STFU when I discovered what a few sugar alcohols are actually derived from.Did you put down that low-carb convenience/frankenfood and slap your face yet?It frustrates the hell out of me.Don't think for a minute that … [Read more...]

Snow day!

Mmmm.... balmy.... How much snow could a snow chuck chuck if a snow chuck could chuck snow? About 6" so far, and it's still falling out of the sky like little flakes of cold dandruff from the heavens. so much for Selsun Blue! I remember as a … [Read more...]

Tom Noughton. Stand up low-carber

I know you have never figured this out, but I am a huge fan of intelligence (shut up) plus humor. You put those two things together and you end up with shows like Corner Gas. And Scrubs. And Bravo's Make Me a Super Model (Make a form! Make a … [Read more...]

Contest Winners! Yay!

Your prizes are being mailed today and should arrive sometime this week!Congratulations to the following rockin' readers: Fathead winner: Nicole M.Good Calories, Bad Calories winner: Patti M.Fitness After 40 winner: Lydia R.Slow Burn winner: Marcia … [Read more...]

Final days to enter the drawing for freebies: Contest over. No more entries please!

Hey there mr and miss thangs!Don't forget to get your bad selves over to your email enter for free stuff I need to get out of my house.The drawing is Monday morning, 3/16/2009 at 7:01 am, so don't be all wisehiney and enter at 8 because cleochatra is … [Read more...]

Flu is the WORST! So let’s Partah! CONTEST OVER. No more entries, please.

ZOMG people. 3 weeks.TWENTY ONE DAYS!That's why you haven't seen me anywhere. At all. I've been sucking down Nyquil and sleeping 16 hours a day.To celebrate not being dead, I'm going to be hosting a giveawaypalooza for you guys of all the stuff I … [Read more...]

End of Induction. Monday Weigh-in

Woot woot! 14 days down and I've lost a grand total of 21 pounds. I had a lot of salty food this weekend, so I only lost a pound last week (lol), but hey! I'll take it!We had a busy week, so the days were punctuated with pizza toppings. Whole num and … [Read more...]

Bacon man?

Weird things made of bacon are cropping up all over the 'net. I don't know if it is because bacon is the manna of the gods, or because it's just a weird thing to use for making bad effigies, but check this out. Bacon Man It looks a little like … [Read more...]

Stuffed Crust Pizza Tips

Top: Pictured is the string cheese spread around the edge of the crust after the first baking at 450 degrees for about 12-15 minutes. Make sure to let the crust cool on the stove for about 10 minutes prior to adding cheese and rolling edges over. … [Read more...]