Two Blueberries, Off-Plan Eating and How Did you Do?

How did you fare for Easter? I am utterly without a sweet tooth, and I fared well as a result! It's not fair, but mine is a starch tooth. Where some folks crave jellybeans and Reese's Peanut butter cups, I crave Wendy's Baconators on buns, and … [Read more...]

Oopsies on the Road

I was starving this morning, but had oopsie rolls along, so I hit Sonic for a sausage, egg and cheese breakfast toaster (hold the cheese to the side or it sticks to their crappy toast). I popped it on an oopsie and had an instant breakfast. No, … [Read more...]

Meatball Sub Sandwich

Ready for a meatball sub of gluten free and epic low carbohydrate proportions? … [Read more...]

Pizza Sandwich

Pizza toppings are a staple of people everywhere who enjoy the cheesy goodness of the pizza without the bread. Why not use the oopsie roll to take your lunch to the next level? … [Read more...]

S'now Joke

TOPS.... Probably not a goThey generally cancel TOPS on snowy days due to ice slippage of various people. You don't want to go into the parking lot and see chubby folks making snow angels against their will.On to the next goalI may or may not have … [Read more...]

Don't Brush your Teeth with a Bowl of Frosted Flakes

How many times is the mantra on any way of eating to be prepared?Notice I admit willingly I dropped out of Girl Scouts at an early age, and preparation has been my way of life only rarely. I tend to fly by the seat of my extra big jumpers, but when … [Read more...]

Lasagna Roll-Ups

I wanted something a little different and to test the versatility of the pizza 'dough' I put together with cauliflower a few weeks back, so I decided to fill it, roll it and bake it. The results? So good, my tongue smacked my head and said, "Why … [Read more...]

Tuesday, TOPS and Tangents

AAAHHHH!!! Blinded by shiny! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!When is 5 pounds lost not really 5 pounds lost? It’s when you go into TOPS, step on the scale, and they tell you you’ve really lost 8 pounds. Because I defer to all things mathematically not me, I … [Read more...]

I hate Daylight Smavings

What an awful idea it is to tell folks who wake up at 6 am to wake up at 5 am. I feel like I've been hit with a Little Debbie Snack Cake truck and didn't even get to eat any of the wreckage.My kids are zombies, and my hair smacked me upside the head … [Read more...]

Paging an emailer, Canadian Cream Cheese, and Out Cooking

Paging Nurse Emailer... Come in, Nurse Emailer...If you don't know who you are, you had left a comment about your weight loss plan and I told you to email me.You did!I read your email, was thinking of a response, got sidetracked by homeschooling, saw … [Read more...]

Chicken Soup for the Butt, Beans and Body fat

Sometimes, when I'm talking to people (the real ones, and not just when I do those voices into the mirror. Like Mr. Pirate. He's the coolest!) ideas begin to form, and ideas for books that should have been written come out of the woodwork.I was … [Read more...]

Sunday Night. My link don’t stink!

First, check this picture out from this week's article. Go ahead. Click to resize (no, it's not a plot for page hits--ooh burn! Bo knows I'm razzing him. Now he's going to let me have it. Why am I talking to myself?). That picture is what happens … [Read more...]

Pizzelles and Cannoli

Pictures by babydollseas. Top: Pizzelles as they appear post-baking; Middle: Cannoli with edges dipped in pistachios; Bottom: Nothing says loving from the Pizzelle maker like cannoli. … [Read more...]

My Pizza, Not Your Pizza, and Polite Company

My husband just called me on the phone a few minutes ago to say that I've been invited to partake in pizza tonight at work with a couple of other spousal units and their husbands. (You ever notice that late work nights minus overtime can be spun into … [Read more...]

More Oopsie Humor

Pictures: Top, from icanhascheeseburger.com; Next: the amazing PennInk shows us what oopsies can do for Monster Trucks; Third Picture: Jabba the Hut likes Oopsies; Last: Save, Me Luke! I fear an oopsie malfunction! The hilarious rendering is by … [Read more...]