Monday! Woohoo!

I'm down 5 pounds. Sorry. Couldn't wait to tell you that news. I started exercising again and am feeling better. I have a lot of anxiety right now, so walking at night while watching tv keeps me more sane. I am going to take a few days and try to … [Read more...]

Friday! O Friday O Yeah Yeah Yeah!

Boom boom chicka boom boomchicka wacka chicka wacka boom boomDid you actually try to read that or visualize that in any way with rhythm? If so, you're a mess and I adore you. I do. You know it's difficult to make bad porn background tracks come so … [Read more...]

Eeek! Oh Wait. Nevermind. EEEK! Oh wait. Nevermind.

I don't know if it's me getting old, or the fact that I'm horoscopically blonde (in other words, I'm a doopy doo), but I keep thinking there is a huge bird dive bombing outside of my window. It is only a kite.Still, every two minutes or so I am like … [Read more...]

Monday Post Ho-in'

Well, there are some days I just have a lot to say and feel spunky enough to get it all out there for you (I think it's also the lack of brain fog I feel I am dealing with when I drink loads of aspartame).I am finally nearing the end of home … [Read more...]

State Standardized Tests. I give them an "F". Along with drivers.

I have been busy running back and forth between Denver yesterday. Better news? I'll be at it for the next three days. Oh the joy. Three more days of making faces at people who try to drive with their ear crooked to their necks, trying to hold their … [Read more...]

Friday, oh Heck Yes!

I like Fridays more than I used to. I've never been a fan of weekends. The measured chaos of the week turns to stage five, brown-level crazy come Saturday. I'm feeling more glad now that a Colorado winter is turning into a Wisconsin spring. I can get … [Read more...]

S'now Joke

TOPS.... Probably not a goThey generally cancel TOPS on snowy days due to ice slippage of various people. You don't want to go into the parking lot and see chubby folks making snow angels against their will.On to the next goalI may or may not have … [Read more...]

I hate Daylight Smavings

What an awful idea it is to tell folks who wake up at 6 am to wake up at 5 am. I feel like I've been hit with a Little Debbie Snack Cake truck and didn't even get to eat any of the wreckage.My kids are zombies, and my hair smacked me upside the head … [Read more...]

Chicken Soup for the Butt, Beans and Body fat

Sometimes, when I'm talking to people (the real ones, and not just when I do those voices into the mirror. Like Mr. Pirate. He's the coolest!) ideas begin to form, and ideas for books that should have been written come out of the woodwork.I was … [Read more...]

My Pizza, Not Your Pizza, and Polite Company

My husband just called me on the phone a few minutes ago to say that I've been invited to partake in pizza tonight at work with a couple of other spousal units and their husbands. (You ever notice that late work nights minus overtime can be spun into … [Read more...]