My husband lets me sniff his junk

He does.In bed.Last night, he brought an ice cream sandwich with him when he hopped into bed. I said, "Wow! Ice cream sammich!" He said, "Would you like to sniff it?"So I sniffed his junk. I shrugged. He asked, "Was it good for you?"Now, I'm not sure … [Read more...]

Back to TOPS, save for the door handle incident(s)

All that and a plate of low-carb chips. That's what my TOPS group is. I love weighing in there once a week. I'm externally motivated (I've never been a 'do it because it's good for you' kind of person), so having to face the scale every week is … [Read more...]

Ways to help save the planet on Earth Day

Go ahead. Hug the planet. 1. Eat all of the food in your refrigerator. Unplug. 2. Turn off the tv. It's all going to be Earth Day biased, save for Maury. He'll be hosting a beauty pageant episode comprised of ex-nuns and men. 3. Stop … [Read more...]

Twilight Spoof: No unicorns here

There is nothing as inspiring as combining teenagers, video and a hot movie. The future taxpayers of the nation who will be paying for my social security bring it with the funny. My later days might be doomed, but I am spending Friday making with the … [Read more...]

Earth Hour: Some people glow in the dark

Maybe it's just me, but isn't the point of Earth Hour to make a difference by conserving energy? I think this is a show that we are too dependent on technology and on the conveniences of modern man to be able to function without an hour of the … [Read more...]

Snow day!

Mmmm.... balmy.... How much snow could a snow chuck chuck if a snow chuck could chuck snow? About 6" so far, and it's still falling out of the sky like little flakes of cold dandruff from the heavens. so much for Selsun Blue! I remember as a … [Read more...]

Tom Noughton. Stand up low-carber

I know you have never figured this out, but I am a huge fan of intelligence (shut up) plus humor. You put those two things together and you end up with shows like Corner Gas. And Scrubs. And Bravo's Make Me a Super Model (Make a form! Make a … [Read more...]

Bacon man?

Weird things made of bacon are cropping up all over the 'net. I don't know if it is because bacon is the manna of the gods, or because it's just a weird thing to use for making bad effigies, but check this out. Bacon Man It looks a little like … [Read more...]

Broccoli Kitteh loves the broccoli

This is the cutest thing ever! Thanks to Angel for giving me the bellylaugh of the evening. … [Read more...]

I. CAN. FLY!

That my friends is all of the caffeinated products I have consumed so far this morning in the effort to bring you low-carb caffeinated goodness I've had over 60 ounces so far of caffeinated products but it's maybe more like over 80 because I forgot … [Read more...]

Talk Like a Pirate Day! Arrrr! Contest for ye landlubbers!

Source Ahoy, ye low-carb land lubbers! Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day! Check my recipes page for Dill Pickle Planks! Pirate Speak Translator Caption Contest In yer best Pirate Speak, caption the picture above. The best, wittiest, … [Read more...]

Our Official Low-Carb Mascot– meet Maynard

Maynard wants a smooch. He's a low-carber, too, you know. Venus fly traps are plants which thrive on the proteins of living insects like flies and ants. They do not fare well with hamburger, jerky or even low-carb cauliflower pizza. (I know. … [Read more...]

So I fell in this hole…

Hunky hubby found me in the field an hour ago near the house. I was able to avoid the first hole, but I heard two snaps and then I landed on my back. I sprained both ankles pretty badly.Needless to say, Ow, ow ow ow and wow that smarts. I am thankful … [Read more...]

Want to see my racks?

You sickos! What did you think I meant? This just goes to show that I shouldn't send out these blog entries in full form in emails. You guys would think I'd totally gone off my nut. What a lark that would be! Friends have asked to see my … [Read more...]

Paging Jan J!! and other stuff…

When good mail clerks go bad Jan. Guess what! That cook book I sent to you is somewhere in the small intestines of Augusta, Georgia. It's never a good sign when the USPS sends an envelope containing the empty envelope I sent a week before with … [Read more...]