Meat Birthday Cake

Lucky! All I got was socks.

My spork nerd girl buddy Michelle, of Domesticity Nouveau, shares this miraculous meat marvel,  complete with with roasted cauliflower and carrot frosting, white cheddar shreds, and heart shaped eggs.

You’re welcome.

You know someone loves you when your Birthday is punctuated with a cake. But not just any cake. We’re not talking about a cake from the store, covered in frosting spackle so sweet, your teeth fell out looking at it.

We’re talking about a cake made with meat. That’s right. I said meat. As in meat cake. It’s like a raw make out session on a platter festooned with cute egg hearts. It’s like Hello Kitty meets Tracy Lords food porn. It’s like… well… sin, one delicious meaty forkful at a time. And if loving this is so wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

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  1. LOL! Love this meat cake!

  2. Nothin' says lolvin' like festively decorated meat…. I heart meat cake! 🙂

  3. This is AWESOME! I've never heard of this before… and it's even cute to look at, too! Now for my birthday, I want CAKE!

  4. Jamie aka Carbarella says

    I'm positive this cake is definitely at least as heavy as a pound cake, but light on the soul.

  5. Domesticity Nouveau says

    It's at least a 6 Pound Cake 🙂 It was so much fun to make! Thanks for sharing my silly creation!

  6. Jamie aka Carbarella says

    Six pounds! Wow! That's even more spectacular. You're building muscles as you carry it from the fridge to the table.

  7. and just in time for my birthday today……….

  8. Jamie aka Carbarella says

    Happy Birthday, CMC! I hope it's a day filled with bacon, winning and ridiculous splendulescence.

  9. Laura Moncur says

    Back in 2008, my sister made a meatloaf cake for our Halloween Party. It was beautiful. It won the Best Potluck prize AND it was delicious!

  10. Jamie aka Carbarella says

    That Halloween cake is the massive fab-monster, Laura. I love it!! Those roses on top are the crowning glory…erm… gory?

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