Be My Valenswine

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Meatier than even Taylor Lautner, nothing says Valentine’s Day like sticking pork rosettes on bits of wire and saying, “Will you be my Hormel Hottie?” Who can compete with a dozen moments with nature’s perfect meat candy (still not talking Lautner here).

Thank you, David, you ham hottie.

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