Things you never expect to hear your kids say

Easy is when your child tells you they’re running away from home to realize her dreams as part of the Trans Siberian Circus camel swallowers.

Tough is when my nine year old walks in the door, flips her hair, thrusts her hip out with her little, peach hand planted on it, and announces she doesn’t like bacon.


  1. I'll never understand how anyone can decide not to like bacon?

    At 11, my oldest daughter decided she was a vegetarian. At 13, she gave up being a vegetarian because she missed bacon too much.

  2. I hope you took her straight in to have her head examined. 🙂

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