I has a virus. Day sicks of induction

Look at me, all well-read. I know. No Atkins love at all.

The hits keep on coming. No wonder I’m not hungry. I’m sick. I’m loving this delicious, intestinal irony.

Everything that can possibly go wrong this first week of induction has, in fact, been coming at me like Rosie O’Donnell in roller blades on a buttered floor.

First were the cravings and withdrawals from fresh hell; I was waiting for Jeff Van Vonderen to jump out at me and put me on a plane. Next, the Super Bowl wanted to prance me around like its batter-dipped show pony.

Now I’m feeling like Barfy McBarfo in my Barfomatic leiderbarfens.

Still, the cool thing is I get to do my first official weigh in Thursday after my Birthday, and in my Birthday Suit. And boy am I jazzed! And…no there won’t be pictures kthxbai. Only one of us needs to be sick to our stomachs– and on my special day that princess is me, damn it.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to ready my Barfday recipe surprise I want to share with you tomorrow, for it will be a sight to barfold. (No, it won’t be barf.) Stay tuned, Judy Bloom!

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  1. OMG!
    Bless your sweet (sugar-free) heart!
    I am just now getting over mines.
    If you need a Nurse, let me know.
    I'll right over!

  2. Ohhhh! So sorry you will be sick on your birthday! (((gentle hugs))))

  3. Michele Chastain says

    Feel better fast! Happy early b-day from a fellow February (12th) baby! 🙂

  4. Oh, Barfy… so sorry you are sick! Could you please post a picture of your magical Barfomatic Leiderhosen? And, happy early barfday! 🙂

  5. Sorry you are ill. Pray you get better.

  6. freeman525 says

    Happy Birthday! Hope you feel better soon.

  7. freeman525 says

    Happy Birthday and hope you feel more like yourself today.

  8. Jamie aka Carbarella says

    Thank you very much for putting up with my whining. This virus has been pretty crummy. I hope I didn't breathe on anyone here unnecessarily and make you sick through cyberspace.

    Anne–you bet! I appreciate your offer and know you have the luckiest patients alive.

    Elizabeth–thank you! I appreciate the Birthday wishes, too. I had a great day!

    Michele– Woohoo for Aquarians! I love our month! Happy early Birthday to you, too! I hope your day is everything you hope for.

    AJ– I regret that the Barfomatic Barfohosens were not captured on camera by the barferazzi.

    bayou– you must have some pretty good connections. I'm already feeling better. Thank you!

    Thank you, freeman! I appreciate it!

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