Make your own Cream Cheese and Mascarpone

…from cauliflower!

I kid! I kid.

Still, what if I told you making your own cream cheese is quick and easy and essentially fool proof and would make you feel like the fanciest fancy cheese artisan in all of Cheese Artisantopia? Why, you could even be the mayor. He wears a neat hat and talks in a cool accent and says things like “Pip pip. I like cheese.

This cream cheese/mascarpone recipe is a much better product than stores carry because it doesn’t contain gums and it doesn’t contain sugar aside from what occurs naturally in the heavy cream. If you’ve shopped cream cheese and mascarpone lately, it’s also likely to be cheaper (or at least comparable) price wise.

For the method, I give tremendous kudos and props to Mother Earth News for their seriously kick hiney process. Link to kick hiney process

But because I never do everything someone tells me (it’s a curse), I used 2 cups of heavy white cream (instead of the organic whipping cream) in a small metal mixing bowl, placed in about an inch of already hot water on a stove over low heat as my double boiler. While is not a standard double boiler method, it works like a charm (and I just don’t want more specialty appliances/pans in my kitchen). I share more on the double boiler process below.

Another tip? Don’t be afraid to go for apple cider or regular white vinegar in place of lemon juice.

Stirring occasionally with a heat-proof spatula, I wait for the temperature to get to the requisite temperature of 190 degrees, and followed the rest of the instructions at the link.

Note the cute candy thermometer and my MacGuyver double boiler of cheapness. Pretty awesome, no?

To remove the mixing bowl from the pan, the trickiest part is not scalding your skin with boiling water (or steam) or spilling your liquids from the bowl. I gently tip the pot slightly and slip a large metal spoon under the side/lip of the bowl to keep it upright enough to grab with a pot holder. Then I carefully lift the bowl out of the pan and let it rest on the counter to cool slightly. Again, be careful not to spill boiling water on yourself or scald yourself with steam of cheese. Third degree welts aren’t a good look.

Once the mixture has the chance to cool per instructions, pour through 4 layers of cheesecloth (I fold mine a few times) and cover in the refrigerator for 24 hours (here, I use clear wrap).

You can find cheesecloth at some fabric stores and places like Ace Hardware in the canning section. I bought a huge sheet because you never know when you might be called upon to save the day with only your wits, the proper nerd t-shirt choice, and your trusty cheesecloth.

After about a day of draining the liquids, only a Tbsp or so of liquids seemed to drain off into the bowl, even though the recipe says there might be more. Why? Probably because I had enough cheesecloth to super-drape the Statue of Liberty before Labor Day (Rachel Zoe seal of approval), and a lot of the whey absorbed into the fabric. I might have screwed something up, but if that tasty, creamy goodness is a mistake, please never let me get it right.

So let’s revisit: your own fresh cream cheese on demand with no gums, no additives, and only fresh, whole cream, some cheesecloth, and a day of patience. Become your own cheese artisan and experiment with flavors. Who knows? Maybe a cow will proclaim its love for you. It would certainly be mooving.

Oh yes. I went for the cheap pun. Did you expect anything less of me?

One final note: you can wash your cheesecloth on the gentle cycle of your washing machine to prepare it for its next use, allowing your fabric to air dry. Please don’t wash with your kids’ tie dye socks, the dirty underwear, or dog toys. Or your dog.

Use this tasty cheese anywhere creamed cheese or mascarpone are called for, from recipes like these cracker schmears to choconutty bites, oopsie rolls, cheesecake, you name it!

Why limit yourself?
You are the cheese Master of the Universe!

Taste this with your eyeballs

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  1. woo ha!!! thanks for posting this, your cauli joke made me laugh out loud this morning. i have been wishing for a method to make homemade cream cheese. 😀

  2. Domesticity Nouveau says

    Bwahahahahahahaha… Cauliflower, priceless!!! Thanks for this recipe! I started adding cheesecloth to my Amazon orders when I needed to bump up the total a wee bit to get free shipping, better to get something I need than pay for shipping. That's my random thought inspired by your lovely post 🙂 Have you cooked with this creation yet, or just used as a spread?

  3. GrannyMumantoog says

    Wow! Thanks for this! It seems pretty easy. Have you tried the apple cider or white vinegar in place of the lemon juice?? Did it taste any different? Better? Worse? So now I can add cream cheese to the things I make from scratch. Along with breakfast sausage, mayo, yoghurt & ghee! AND…since it seems to make the equivalent to 2 8oz blocks of store bought cream cheese (maybe an oz or 2 less) it would be cheaper to buy a 16 container of heavy cream than 2 8oz packages of cream cheese! Win, win!!
    I think I'll like this better than yoghurt cheese for a natural cream cheese replacement. Thanks again, Sue
    For some reason it won't take my LiveJournal sign in which I've used before…oh well.

  4. This looks very good, Jamie. I look forward to trying it!

  5. For yogurt cream cheese, simply strain plain yogurt for 24-48 hours, it’s very good also.

  6. Well, since SOMEONE (yes, you!) has gotten me addicted to oopsie rolls (spiked with ground rosemary) and homemade cheetos, I just bought a bulk box of cream cheese just before I found this post! I know what to do when it runs out though! 🙂

    The two best parts of this post (OK, after the cauliflower bit…heheh) – “MacGuyver double boiler of cheapness” LOL! I actually use MacGuyver as a verb quite often, as in “Don’t worry, I’ll Macguyver something…”

    Also…”steam of cheese”…sounds dangerous yet somehow delightful, like a spa treatment you might find in Wisconsin…

  7. I thought I read “trade this with your eyeballs”

  8. Thanks! just made this, and let it cool… I put it through 4 layers of cheesecloth and it poured right through. Like it was water, almost. Any thoughts?? Thanks. PS – using raw cream and lemon juice.

  9. Hi, Lesli! It went right through the cheesecloth? How porous is the cheesecloth? That definitely shouldn’t have happened.

  10. It’s pretty tight. I use it to make lots of hard cheeses (cheddar, Colby, romana, etc). I fridged it over night so I will see what it is like this morning….so boo since all the raw cream cost me about $20

  11. That’s so strange! This is a tried and true process from other sites. So boo indeed! Minimally, if it’s still liquid, I’d use it in something else. It’s still heavy cream with lemon…

  12. I used plain vinegar in mine last night,did it in a small saucepan. When time came to do the whey drain job,I used coffee filters instead of cheesecloth seeing as I couldn’t get any or wait til I could. Just recently checked it and it’s mostly done,bottom was firm and top was still a little liquidy. I carefully removed my coffee filters of mascarpone,placed another filter in the strainer,turned the mascarpone upside down on the filter and peeled off the filter the cheese was in. Put it back on top,put everything back in fridge and slapped some clingfilm over all. For insurance I placed two cans of food,one larger than the other,smallest on top. Everything tasted good,like “I didn’t pay eight smackers for this” good. Well,five for the special “cream top” heavy cream. Still it’s three smackers less 🙂


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