Maynard wants a smooch.
He’s a low-carber, too, you know.
Venus fly traps are plants which thrive on the proteins of living insects like flies and ants. They do not fare well with hamburger, jerky or even low-carb cauliflower pizza. (I know. Crazayzay!)
So, Maynard ekes out his existence on my windowsill hoping for wary bugs looking for a hep, green friend. Sometimes I wish Maynard ate small pets. I have this dog…